[LucidR3N3GAD3]

The first time that I've been on this site in about 90 years. My first convo was short, funnywise it was so so.

Go to Omegle and copy/paste those convos for the people of GamersFire to see.

Link to Omegle: http://omegle.com/

My 1st convo:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: 16 m uk <3
You: msn?
You: <3
Stranger: u gay too?
You: Yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My 2nd convo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hiiiii
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Jamaica
Stranger: so coool !
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: Want to buy some crack?
You: I accept payment through paypal or post
You: In the form of cheese and ham toasties
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My 3rd convo (with a bot)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is (Removed link) Do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You: No
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My 4th convo:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: Pervert!
Stranger: wtf
You: Pervert
You: fbi
Stranger: ya u said that already
You: Pervert!
Stranger: im a pervert oh no
You: Pervert
You: fbi
You: Hi
Stranger: hahaha
You: Pervert!
You: Pervert
You: fbi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post has been edited by LucidR3N3GAD3: 08 February 2010 - 06:56 PM

[abser703]

i remember this. shit was sweet.

[Marvelous Mark]

Okay, so, here's a new one from me.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup nigga
Stranger: I EAT NIGGERS!!!
You: we can have only one nigger hater in here
Stranger: funny thing
Stranger: white power?
You: HELL YES!
Stranger: YES!!
Stranger: finally someone who agrees
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You: lmao
Stranger: yeah it was from the last chat
You: niggers killed the dinosaurs
Stranger: yup they did, ruining the world
Stranger: 卐卐卐
You: where is Hitler when ya need him
Stranger: 卐卐卐 HEIL HITLER! 卐卐卐 i know honestly
Stranger: we need a new ruler
You: yeah, Obama is fucking up
Stranger: yeah man we need to impeach that bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LucidR3N3GAD3]

WTF lol, someone remove that shit, seriously man, that's racist as hell.

This post has been edited by LucidR3N3GAD3: 11 February 2010 - 10:09 AM

[Klung]

Lol, you wanna remove that after everything that has been posted in our shoutbox recently... You sir get minus 1 internets.

[Marvelous Mark]

I didn't say I eat them...

[abser703]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im naked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: its smexy time
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: oohhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaah!
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/m/about to get into your pants
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post has been edited by abser703: 16 February 2010 - 04:24 PM

[redz]

I actually met a girl on that once, she gave me her facebook and everything, she was decent.

[abser703]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: tits
Stranger: show em
You: man-tits
You: XD
You: dd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: Implying you want to know about my age, sex and location
You: yes
You: this determines what topics i can discuss with you
Stranger: Implying you want to discuss with me
You: yes
Stranger: Implying you're agreing
You: implying that you are here for the same reason i am here
Stranger: Implying you're here for some naked pics
You: implying that you are wrong
You: i would enjoy that, tho
Stranger: Implying you aren't here
You: implying that you are very vague about where the location of "here " is
Stranger: Implying nothing can be "here"
You: implying that you are wrong, since i am clearly "here"
Stranger: Implying you don't exist
You: implying that you are very bored to do this
Stranger: Implying that i can't be bored
You: implying that you are wrong
Stranger: Implying that something that happens to not exist tell me i'm wrong
You: implying wtf?
Stranger: Implying you aren't physical
Stranger: Implying you're virtual
You: implying that i am indeed physical
Stranger: Implying you divided by zero
You: iplying that you are correct
You: implying that you know what 0 to the -1st power is
Stranger: Implying the world doesn't exist anymore
You: implying that i have to go take a shit
Stranger: Implying you're the only physical thing left
You: implying that i am in a black hole
You: and have survived
Stranger: Implying that there is internet is this peticuliar black hole
You: implying that you are correcct
You: implying that i have a slight erection right now
You have disconnected.

This post has been edited by abser703: 17 February 2010 - 08:40 PM

[Marvelous Mark]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: say something sexy while I jack off
Stranger: f/m?
You: I can jack off... what do you think I am?
Stranger: donkey
You: donkeys can jack off?
Stranger: jackass
You: okay, keep it up, I'm almost there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: yo yo
You: the aim is to get the other person to disconnect before you
You: do I win?
Stranger: no
You: damnit
Stranger: lol fun game
Stranger: it gives me a boner
Stranger: ...
You: I wish I could get a boner
You: my ED really is a bitch
Stranger: yea i said that so you would disconnect
Stranger: wats ed
You: I have to tie stick to my dick to keep it erect
Stranger: want to talk about dead body disposal?
You: yes
Stranger: lol
You: where to dispose?
Stranger: well
Stranger: well you have to cut the corpse up first
Stranger: and spread it around
You: that's more of a chance to get caught
You: keep it all in one place
Stranger: but first take it to your bath tub and drain all the blood out
You: encase in concrete and build a house on top of it
Stranger: spray it with pepper spray
Stranger: to keep it from being smelled by dogs and stuff
Stranger: ahhhhhhh i cant be bothered with this game any more lol
You: dogs can smell pepper
Stranger: you win
Stranger: lol
You: I WIN?
You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: byee
You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: you win at this
Stranger: but you fail
Stranger: because you find this fun
You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: whatever you are, I'm the opposite.
Stranger: lol thats weird...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post has been edited by Marvelous Mark: 18 February 2010 - 01:43 AM

[abser703]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i has penis
You: and vagina
You: wanna see it?
Stranger: Your lady gaga? XD
You: no, i'm her cousin
You have disconnected.

[Marvelous Mark]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?!
Stranger: whats up baby
You: baby?
You: I'm not into that sort of type of kind of thing
Stranger: I'm Violent J. And I'm back like a vertebrae.
You: icp sucks though...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[abser703]

thank you fatman
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We as got as fuck then we do it put you nikes on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CAN WE BATTLE CUZ I WANNA SEE UR POKEBALLS
Stranger: wow
Stranger: interesting prospect
Stranger: m or f
You: hell yeah
You: opposite as you, ALWAYS
Stranger: thats a false lie
Stranger: for real what r u
You: im both
Stranger: no u r not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
You: ha/ha/ha
You: ha?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post has been edited by abser703: 25 March 2010 - 04:54 PM

[Marvelous Mark]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: let's make a deal
Stranger: Are you a milf?
You: I'm old, but I'm not a mom
Stranger: How old
You: not too old I guess
You: 38
Stranger: What's your deal
You: I was gonna say
You: I won't say anything mean if you won't
You: ok?
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: What's your bra size
You: milf = man i'd like to fuck?
You: cause I'm a dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[abser703]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 m wv
You: 15/both/up your ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.