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Stone Cold loves America. And that means the United States, not that sorry ass South America.

In 1776, some bunch of fellers signed an important document called the Ratification of the United States. Therefore, from Queen England, the United States was taken and ol' George Warshington took over as king. Now some time later, Abroham Lincolnton, George's son, took over and started the civil war. Now there was two United States. What's better than one United States? Two!

But that didn't last long, and so the United States merged and created an even bigger United States than before, now including places not anywhere close to the rest of the United States like Hawahee and Atlasker.

Now the United States had all 50 of the states that is allowed by the Declaration of Contradiction. Around this time, another George came into play. A great man, by the name of George Warshington Busch. He had already made billions in his beer company, but he felt the need to help America in it's time of need.

Terrorists from all over the world attacked and Busch had America attack back. After many dead terrorists, one got a hair 'cross his ass and decided to blow up an oil drilling rig. Now, in our time of great need, oil spills into the Specific Ocean and on this America Day, you need to get out there and clean some o' that shit up.